broverwhelming
adj. something so saturated in bro that your emotions and feelings are taken over and you are left at a loss for words at the broness of it all. typically something considered “broverwhelming” will focus on beer, high fives, women more beautiful and s-xy than any you’ll actually meet in real life, and conversations about s-xual conquests followed by more high fives.
example 1: friend 1 – “what movie did you end up watching last night, and how was it?”
friend 2 – “i watched fast and furious 7. it was completely broverwhelming, what with the camera randomly panning from muscled guys driving fast cars, to hot girls’ -sses, to women in bikinis dancing in cages, to beer, to hot girls’ -sses, to tires spinning, to hot women dancing under streams of water, to fast cars, and then to -sses again, because broness. i had to read a few p-ssages from sense and sensibility when i was done to repair the damage.”
example 2: “that party i went to last night was totally broverwhelming. when i showed up, there were a bunch of guys huddled around each other throwing their hands in the air while singing along with ‘tonight we are young’ by fun. then they all slammed a beer, gave each other high fives, and asked all the girls to have a wet t-shirt contest, which they did while giggling like idiots.”
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