Brown Eel


a horrible, long, slimy t-rd that slips a little too easily out of your -ss as if on it’s own free will. aka k-19 – the widowmaker. a kursk.
a brown eel just made a bid for freedom out of my sh-t pipe. it was as long as one of those subway sandwiches.

Read Also:

  • archon

    two protoss high templar merged to form a uniquely powerful psionic entiry. see also starcraft t-ssadar would have made an kick–ss archon a n-bleman/magistrate/judge in ancient greece. an archon who was voted with emergency powers to reform the government contributed greatly to democracy. some kind of n-bleman in ancient greece. i’m an archon, i don’t […]

  • squeeze the squid

    1. something you should always do before cooking 2. something you should always do before cooking 1. jack’s squid was loaded, so he squeezed it before putting it into the oven. 2. see above

  • sssssTAN!!!!!

    an exclamation used to express the name of one stanley sundel, or the attempt at such, by small bootleg chinese people. anonymous fan of mr. wu: so curtiss, where do you live? curitss: i i lllive near ssss–ss-s-s tan!!!!!! -slam hands on table-

  • coax out a growler

    to push out a t-rd, drop the kids off at the pool, free the chocolate hostage,insert seal team 5, take a sh-t. usually when you think you have to go, but know that it’s not going to go easy…accompanied by mild constipation. “why you so sweaty ed, you don’t work out?” “i just spent half […]

  • Brown hole love

    emotional attachment to the mysterious brown orifice that we all know, often because of how recreational it is. what can brown hole love do for you?


Disclaimer: Brown Eel definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.