Brown-Eye Pie


a brown-eye pie is when someone p–ps on themself (preferably soft p–p) and do not let the fecal matter leave their b-tt, they just squeeze their cheeks together to create a sort of pie filling in their b-tt. the person then finds a dirty, hungry hobo and asks if he/she wants pie. being completelly famished since the poor lazy b-st-rd doesnt have a job he/she agrees. the person then lays down (on stomach with pants down) and the hobo opens up the b-tt cheeks to find a delicious -n-l goo filling filled with an -ssortment of vitamins, nutrients, and stank!!
aww man i have to p–p…hey why dont you make a brown-eye pie for all of us to eat…great idea!! i just ate taco bell to so its gonna be spicey..ooooh me likey spicey…stfu pablo and go mow my lawn

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