budget dust
money that is said to be insignificant when compared to other, usually planned, expenditures.
pete d-ck: “there is my sister’s ex-boyfriend robertto, lets go over and say hi, he will buy us a drink.”
robertto: “hey pete, how are you?”
pete d-ck: “let me buy you a drink.”
robertto: “please, put your money away i will get you a drink.”
pete d-ck: “robertto, how do you afford to do this, you must be an international man of leisure…”
robertto: “what, these drinks, this is budget dust for me compared to how much money your sister used to make me pay for dill does and other s-x toys!”
the cooker: “i heard that about her!”
robertto (laughing): “yeah, i really broke her heart when i dumped her, sorry pete.”
pete d-ck: “forget about it, baby bubba, we are still friends, just shut up and irish yourself.”
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