something that no one knows what it means and there’s a good change a lad named dave created it and usually meaning something along the lines of “fight me”
elise- i think dave is mad at me.
alice- why do you that?
elise- he said ‘buff me’…
alice- oh dang he’s p-ssed
a guy that just doesn’t know what’s going on. cmon sarachek. pay attention sarachek.
- scrambled brains
1) the incapability to carry out a singular thought 2) the tendency to go from one thought to the other in quick succession without finishing said thoughts “he seems to have some seriously scrambled brains!”
- neutral bystander
a person who chooses to not take a place in a situation, but instead sit aside and watch it all burn. is commonly the messenger between 2 opposing parties. i guess i’m the neutral bystander.
- the absentia lardum effect
the overwhelming sensation to consume bacon when the body witnesses something so utterly bland, tasteless, or otherwise unappealing. i was walking past a vegan restaurant one day when i was suddenly overcome by the absentia lardum effect. i immediately proceeded to the nearest fast food chain for a double bacon cheeseburger.
someone who is crusty, & complete trash. wow look shes so crustatious!