buffman
is a guy who thinks hes really buff, but hes just dulusional and trying to cover up his small p-n-s and t-st-cl-s.
buffman also named eric, aka sorek aka yorik, aka sorrroo aka garens prodigy, aka noros prodigy aka my b-tch aka iam his dad aka future “cfo” in his dreams aka cant handle tanya aka just a pure p-ssy.
my cool friend mr sam williams. he helps me do any kind of work in french as i am incapable of it myself. he is however not as cool as milo. is consatntly harr-ssed by people about work.
milo: sammmmmmmm. help me with my french cos you are clever and i can’t do it.
sam: ok what you do is…. blah blah blah..
john: let me listen to fresh prince!
milo& sam: no! go away john.
azia: have you done your philosophy essay yet?
buff man: sam, the fittest boy around
dunna dunna dunna dunna, dunna dunna dunna dunna..buff man!!!
a guy who wears gl-sses to hide his real ident-ty, often with a fake nose and bad hair ensemble.
dunna dunna dunna dunna, dunna dunna dunna dunna..buff man!!!
guy 1: wow! there goes buff man!
guy 2: no, thats just some guy with gl-sses
guy 1: no it is him, he’s got sh-t hair
guy 2: oh yeah…
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