buhguh

n. an alternate term for the ~ (tilde) key on a keyboard.

used primarily by help desk and sys admin personell to belittle and insult the intelligence of a normal user by making up a faux term for a simple object.
user: h-llo. i’m not receiving e-mail. i think the internet is down for cleaning, can you please help me?

help desk: absolutely. first, i’ll need you to hold down the buhguh for 5 hours while i preform intensive diagnostics on your machine.

user: um, okay.

help desk: are you ready?

user: yeah. oh wait, what does the buhguh look like again?

help desk: you work for this company and you aren’t even familiar with the “buhguh concept”? for your information, it’s what typically referred to as the “tilde” in non-technical circles. i’ll need you to go to your supervisor immediately and request remedial training for buhguh usage and concepts.
technical term for the tilde key on the keyboard ~
derived from the famous serial killer buh goo guh johnson who would shank his victims with a knife and then defecate one their chest in a squigly line creating a sort of tilde shaped feces pile. this wa known as the mark of the buh guh.
user-hey this is harry johnson calling cause i am having problems with a key on my keyboard. the key with the squigly line on it. i think it is called a talde or something. well anyway it isnt working, so i called you cause your the helpdesk and i need he hehehe.
technician- ok sir please stop laughing like a r-t-rd. what you are refering to is known as a tilde to people with an iq of less than 10. and if you had a higher iq than 10 which you dont, then it would be a buhguh. there is only one way to fix your problem and that is to take the computer and shove it up your a$$.
user- excuse me i want to know your last name and i want to speak to your manager!
technician- hold on one second sir i will get him…………………..
dial tone- beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..
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womans voice- if you would like to make a call please hang up and dial again….message number 23……