build a bear

the process of shaving your full beard and leaving the tr-mm-ngs floating in the toilet bowl, at which point you use said toilet bowl to take a cr-p, thereby coating your feces in the hair which now resembles a stuffed animal that can be presented to your girlfriend or wife.
hey honey! i went to build a bear today! come check it out!
to do the number two…bathroom-wise
“man burritos always makes me have to build a bear, a big f-ck-ng bear.”
when you are shaving a woman huge bush while she is taking a sh-t. the hair falls onto the sh-t creating your very own stuffed animal. congratulations you just performed your first “build a bear”!
russel: wow that bush is big – can i shave it?
female: i’m not sure… maybe after i take a sh-t
russel: why don’t we just “build a bear”?
female: what is that?
russell: let me show you …mwuahahahah -evil russel laugh-
to put the stuffin’ to a girl
what’d you two do last night? man, i build a bear’d her so good.

i’d like to build a bear that girl.
to defacate enough to have material for sculpting an animal, preferrably a bear, out of it.
dude, i was just back there building a bear, and it was huge!

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