to ingest m-ssive amounts of kale and then dousing a partner in kale-flavored/colored s-m-n.
the vegan equivalent of bukkake that stains one’s skin green.
“oh no this isn’t toothpaste, it’s just leftover bukkale from last night.”
“everyone knows i’m not a virgin anymore because of my bukkale incident last night.”
a sophisticated concoction of german wheat beer and carbonated ginger drink rimmed with raw organic honey and a squeeze of lemon created by robert edward thacker. created on august 5th, 2017 in huntington beach, ca hey bro get me another zeeper.
the cryptic language of the clothing gnomes inscribed on clothing tags. a vast majority have been decoded. the first fabriglyphic was that of a no (a barred circle) superimposed over an equilateral triangle pointing upwards means “do not use chlorine bleach”. i don’t know how to launder my new shirt- the fabriglyphics are missing.
it’s a cup full of sperm the b-tch got rhothi poorer on her
when a guy is too high and someone calls him out on it dude your too dundoofed!!! stop smoking the whacky tobacky
a sceptoplex is a number (10^100000) it’s big. duh. my grandmother is one sceptoplex years old.