Bum cancer
cancer of the b-m. otherwise known as colon cancer, or in general cases, any b-m related injury. piercing a b-m cancer tumour can lead to potentially fatal b-m aids.
katie: i think i have b-m cancer. my -ss is bleeding.
me: you do not have the b-m cancer, you -ss.
katie: i hurt my -ss:(
me: what’s that i hear? b-m cancer?! you have b-m cancer?! ergh.
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