Bum Dick
black and blistered hot dogs resembling and infected b-m p-n-s. typically cooked over an open fire while camping and enjoyed with an ice cold coors light.
hey man, i could really go for a solid b-m d-ck tonight.
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an extremely lazy and unproductive person; a p-n-s that has lost its ability to become erect
hey doc, get off the couch and quit being such a b-m d-ck today, we have a lot of work to do.
i took a girl home from the bar last night but nothing happened because i had a severe case of b-m d-ck.
someone who preys on drunk girls and sh-ts in your toilet without flushing. also, even if there is deodourant there they refuse to use it. the never wash their hands and cook disgusting meals. they often have overly loud voices and are obnoxious.
andrew is a b-md-ck. he took a sh-t on this girls floor because she refused to have s-x with him.
a person who is both a b-m and a d-ck, a dirty, rotten smelling, disgusting person.
wallkill ruby tuesday’s general manager: fred.
in a sentence.. fred is a b-md-ck and member of the b-m d-ck click
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