bum nuggets

little brown pieces that fall out of your -n-s whilst straining, usually over a toilet.
i’m just going to let out a few b-m nuggets.
daniel smith.

the proverbial fat b-m nugget

also a referance to a piece of poo
“smithy you big fat b-m nugget”

“eeew you dropped a b-m nugget in my soup!”

“i love to eat b-m nuggets”
a b-m nugget is a small piece off poo around your b-tt hole, created from wiping excess skid marks after you have taken a number 2.
i was banging this hot chick doggy style and could see a b-m nugget around her b-tt hole
that last irritating little piece of sh-t that is stuck to your b-m and refuses to fall even after you’re done taking a sh-t.
(can be used as both noun and adj.)
“hey, get out of the loo!”
“sorry man, i got a b-m-nugget situation here!!”
1)when you take a dump and it’s impossible to get out. when it finally does, you sigh in sweet relief and step off the bog to admire your big brown baby. when you get a good look at it, you realize that it is much bigger than you thought and pat yourself on the back for getting it out the p–p chute. you get an even closer look, and see it is not merely one big sh-t, but rather tons of tiny sh-ts in a cl-ster! f-ckin awesome!!
2)what one calls one who has achieved a minor level of douchebaggery. a weak cuss word of sorts. can also be when you pop one out and it is huge, i.e. a nugget of brown gold.
b-mnugget can be used from a wh-r- who has achieved the ultimate level of douchebaggery by sk-nking around he who has d-ck, to old man who drives sh-tty toyota and doesn’t move his car through the light until only he can get through. it is applicable anywhere.
chicken eggs
i need 2 doz b-m nuggets for cooking scrambled b-m nuggets for dinner
a phrase that can be used in frustration or a man/woman with genital warts.
1. bob: o sh-t! i forgot my pants.
jim: nah man ya gotta say “b-m nuggets”.
bob: o soz dude. o b-m nuggets i forgot my pants.

2.jake: omfg i love stacey!!!
sh-lly: ew she has f-nny warts!
jake: don’t ya mean b-m nuggets?
sh-lly: uh, yeh.
jake: right on.