Bum rubbish


anything gas, liquid or solid that come from the b-m.
whats that funny smell? sorry ive let slip some b-m rubbish.

i had a curry last night and its caused me to have runny b-m rubbish.
ones excrement. the produce of your caboose. sh-t
‘oh for f-ck’s sake tom you’ve gone and got b-m rubbish all over your grandfather’s honda civic. lick it up now or i’ll have you recycle all your t-rds from now on!… good boy. thats right, lick that sh-t. hey tom? now that your licking stuff, why don’t you try and lick your mother? i’m getting kind of wet here watching you…’

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