bumgarner


b-mgarner
verb, b-mgarnered, b-mgarning.

1. to dominate and destroy your opponent in a terrifyingly inhumane fashion

2. to deny someone their rightful, long-awaited prize by throwing a 95mph fastball at their face for 4 straight innings.

related forms:
b-mgarnator, the b-mgarning, b-mgarnerity, b-mgarnable, b-mgarnation, madb-mgarnered.
“brock lesnar b-mgarnered john cena as per usual.”
“royals were ultimately b-mgarnered 2-3 after a hard-fought battle against the all-evil san francisco giants.”

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