when you roast somebody so hard they contract cancer
i gave toby burn cancer after we roasted him last week.
- banna hammock milkshake
when multiple males, generally h-m-s-xual, m-st-rb-t- into each other’s speedos before going for a dip in a jacuzzi. hey you guys want to go over to jeffs for some banna hammock milkshakes?
- terrific people
a term used by a politician to refer to illegal aliens with zero criminal records, who had labeled undoc-mented immigrants as rapists, drug dealers, and criminals during his campaign. unlike his predecessor who was keen to grant an amnesty to the terrific people, the new president has yet to decide what to do with them: […]
the act of grabbing a girl by the v-g-n- “she was so hot when she lifted her skirt i couldn’t help but do trumpalingus” trumpalingus pr-nounced: (trum paylin gus). grabbing a woman by her money maker, v-g-n-, groin, crotch, p-ssy she was an attractive women and i can’t help myself. i crunched down on my […]
- kooter cheese
it refers a nasty fungus under a woman’s v-g-n-. ew, that girl has kooter cheese.
- friendship nut
when a friend does something nice for you, so you hypothetically -rg-sm. “alex is so sweet. she gave me a hug and i friendship nutted.”