Burnt Jergens
1] the after math off -n-l s-x in male penitentiaries.
the only lotion they use in prison is jergens and is used as lubrication for -n-l s-x and the friction caused from the p-n-s thrusting in and out of the -n-s burns the lotion.
2] a f-cking bad -ss punk rock chick.
1] -walks into a prison cell- “woo!! it smells like burnt jergens in here!!”
“ewwww you got your burnt jergens all over my sheets!!”
2] “d-mn is wish i were as cool as burnt jergens.”
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