burrito shelf


a narrow shelf-like area, usually located in the dashboard of older vehicles, that is perfectly suited to hold something the size and shape of a burrito and little else, such as the 1992 chevrolet s-10 tahoe.
p-ssenger: “dude, where can i put these drumsticks?”
driver: “stick them in the burrito shelf.”

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