Bus Bummers
when you are on a pratically deserted bus but some random dude has to sit next to you even though their are plenty seats.
1. girl 1: hey, you getting the bus into town?
girl 2: sadly yeah
girls 1: sadly?
girl 2: well, whenever i go on a bus i always get bus b-mmers, its so annoying.
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