Cumflux
a female who looks very attractive from behind but is very unattractive from the front.
(approaching a girl from behind) “aaaaaaaaw sheeet, that b-tch is off the chain” (you then see her from the front) ” woooaaaaah, that b-tch has more wrinkles than my grandads sack, what a c-mflux!”
the involuntary reflex that occurs upon climax.
a twitch, which cause the c-mface and spasms across the body whilst ejaculating.
jack’s c-mflux was so intense that he jarred his back whilst ejaculating.
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