Bush Jockey
a bush jockey is a form of pervert. it is someone who hides in the bushes in order to watch people who think they are not being watched. this almost always gets a bush jockey off.
man : i’m having a real good time tonight, i’d like to see more of you if you know what i mean…
woman : oh i do and you can expect…what was that? theres someone in the bushes!
man : dammit you stupid bush jockey!
bush jockey : oh no, i must flee!
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