Facenize


to recognize a person or people you know only tangentially through facebook photo alb-ms, including alb-ms of those you don’t know, but have access to because friends are tagged.
when i walked out of the restaurant on ontario street, i facenized that dude from that bonnaroo photo alb-m. i almost said “hi”, but i forgot that i don’t actually know him.

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