bush monster
creature of the bush that carries the connotation of being of extremely poor hygiene or possessing morning-style uncleanliness. recently the bush monsters have urbanized; they exfoliate three times per week, dislike agrarian stereotypes, and are more popularly referred to because of their conservative mannerisms and affinity to republican bushism.
you: “i just woke up and look like ravaging bush monster.”
me: “don’t disrespect my heritage!”
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