bushfuck
the act of illegally -ssuming control over an ignorant populace and then proceeding to take advantage of that populace’s ignorance in order to maintain power. bushf-cking also involves the unabashed pursuit of selfish interests and personal financial gain at absolutely any cost to those you have power and influence over. however, once you have been bushf-cked you cannot bushf-ck. you either bushf-ck, have been bushf-cked or are actively receiving a good bushf-cking: they are mutually exclusive.
best example: george w. bush and his -ssumption of the us presidency.
examples of terminological usage:
joe american 1: “wooooeee, that george sure did bushf-ck us!”
joe american 2: “i kinda saw it coming but i’m kinda too dumb to really do anything about it. naah, i guess i really kinda like bein’ bushf-cked.”
joe american 3: “that’s it georgy, give that saddam a good bushf-cking! right on, right on, bushf-ck that sum b-tchin’ tallyban! lay a good bushf-ck to dat der eyeran too. hey, what happened to my social security georgy? hey, we ain’t got no respect nowhere. oh georgy, you little devil… you done bushf-cked me too. dat was good, dat was good (shaking his head)…now what you wanna us to do now? you don’t give a sh-t? why you sum b-tch… i’ll bushf-ck you. i’m comin’ to getcha… hey get your hands off me (as he is gagged, cuffed and taken away, labeled a terrorist and held for life without due process).
– update: joe american 3 was given a letter at the time of his arrest that simply read: “sorry, you have been bushf-cked. you therefore cannot bushf-ck. under the new law, bushf-cking is now considered an act of terror and you will therefore be dealt with accordingly.” american 3 unfortunately p-ssed away during his imprisonment, thought to be due to the forced consumption of brussel sprouts and the subsequent and inadequate medical treatment of his excessive flatulence. our condolences.
one good thing is that bushf-cking as it is currently known will end sometime after 2008!
the act of illegally -ssuming control over an ignorant populace and then proceeding to take advantage of that populace’s ignorance in order to maintain power. bushf-cking also involves the unabashed pursuit of selfish interests and personal financial gain at absolutely any cost to those you have power and influence over. however, once you have been bushf-cked you cannot bushf-ck. you either bushf-ck, have been bushf-cked or are actively receiving a good bushf-cking: they are mutually exclusive.
best example: george w. bush and his -ssumption of the us presidency.
examples of terminological usage:
joe american 1: “wooooeee, that george sure did bushf-ck us!”
joe american 2: “i kinda saw it coming but i’m kinda too dumb to really do anything about it. naah, i guess i really kinda like bein’ bushf-cked.”
joe american 3: “that’s it georgy, give that saddam a good bushf-cking! right on, right on, bushf-ck that sum b-tchin’ tallyban! lay a good bushf-ck to dat der eyeran too. hey, what happened to my social security georgy? hey, we ain’t got no respect nowhere. oh georgy, you little devil… you done bushf-cked me too. dat was good, dat was good (shaking his head)…now what you wanna us to do now? you don’t give a sh-t? why you sum b-tch… i’ll bushf-ck you. i’m comin’ to getcha… hey get your hands off me (as he is gagged, cuffed and taken away, labeled a terrorist and held for life without due process).
– update: joe american 3 was given a letter at the time of his arrest that simply read: “sorry, you have been bushf-cked. you therefore cannot bushf-ck. under the new law, bushf-cking is now considered an act of terror and you will therefore be dealt with accordingly.” american 3 unfortunately p-ssed away during his imprisonment, thought to be due to the forced consumption of brussel sprouts and the subsequent and inadequate medical treatment of his excessive flatulence. our condolences.
one good thing is that bushf-cking as it is currently known will end sometime after 2008!
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