Butlered

a condition where one day dreams/fantasizes about having an imaginary butler to such an extent that, one forgets everything else in the world. it is common for one who suffers from such a condition to keep repeatedly mentioning things about this imaginary butler.
a: “she keeps sprouting nonsense about some butler.. i wonder what’s up”
b: “oh just ignore her! she has been watching too many dramas and stuff and has become totally butlered!”
when one unwittingly makes a mistake with m-ssive financial implications, finding the resulting chaos humorous until one ironically realises that the pandemonium is a result of their foolish actions. a term that is utilized broadly within the accounting industry.
millions of dollars gone and it was your fault and you didn’t even know it. you butlered it
to be completely f-cked over and betrayed by someone you thought was a close and trusted friend.
courtier: ma’am, today’s tabloids contain fresh allegations about the royal family. it appears we’ve been butlered once more.
queen: sh-t
to fail at something so badly in the big moment, that it causes incredible shame and embarr-ssment. (see butler bulldogs in 2011 ncaa men’s championship game)
dude, don’t butler when you try to get to third base with your girl.

krista completely butlered her entrance, and walked right into the sliding gl-ss door.
getting so intoxicated that one vomits on themself and proceeds to claiming they were thrown up on as an excuse.
lets go out and get “butlered” tonight!
to have someone spit in your -sshole, wait a few minutes, then suck the spit mixture back out of you.
after she got up from the couch, there was a small wet spot where she had been butlered earlier in the day.