Chad walton
noun. a chad walton is a lazy person who stays up all night and sleeps at work. this person is always posting nonsense on facebook and complaining about other people’s posts. this person usually likes rap music and secretly wishes to be black.
a chad walton is a d-nkus and most likely plays the skin flute
this person also tucks his weiner back and takes naked photos and sends them to prison inmates.
quit being a chad walton and do some d-mn work.
all these d-mn chad waltons won’t get off my facebook posts
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