butt dialing
see ghost dialing
b-tt dialing is when you are unaware that you have made a call on your cell phone, which is similar to ghost dialing.
b-tt dialing; when you accidentally sit on your cell phone and dial someone up and don’t realize it.can result in serious damage to your friendships, particularly if you are talking about them or revealing information about yourself you might not have wished to share.
call recipient-‘were you trying to call me?’ inadvertent b-tt caller-‘no, what are you talking about?’ call recipient-‘you keep dialing me up, and all i hear is background noise.’ alternate, less pleasant, call recipient-“you -sshole, i heard what you were saying about me!’ b-tt caller to self: ‘oh my god, i’ve been b-tt dialing again1’
when you accidently call someone, while your phone is in your pocket, due to the b-ttons being pressed against your legs. not to be mistaken with bootie call.
alyssa: d-mn! i keep b-tt dialing john. maybe i should stop moving my legs so much…
allison: (oh my god, she’s such a sl-t)
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