butt gauge
noun: slang for a p-n-s.
she looks like she can take a b-tt gauge like a champ!
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the opposite of p-ssywhipped. d-mn it ed,everytime you even ask to go to the store she b-tches for the rest of the day. you need to take your b-lls back and c-cksmack that b-tch and let her know shes not special. just look at matt, now his woman is c-cksmacked, you dont see him asking […]
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adj. something in the shape of, or resembling, a p-n-s. the island of manhattan, florida, and a beer bottle are all c-cktangular.
- Butt Grubber
(noun) a individual who dines on the contents on another individuals b-tt or -ss. (noun) someone who tosses another persons salad when they have to p–p. you really didn’t know that jack is a serious b-tt grubber!? jack totally grubbed down on that guys b-tt. he is such a b-tt grubber!
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the patch of hair that rests directly above the small of a person’s back. look at that guy’s b-tt moustache!
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a cool c-ckproud guy who gets so much s-x his mates joke that he must have 8 c-cks to manage it all. derivation: a contraction of c-ck and octopus. timmy is such a c-cktopus he gets laid almost anywhere he goes. he even got some b-tchmeat during a dental appointment – he f-cked the hygienist! […]