when you stick your b-tt in a friends face and make them think you are going to fart on them. the experience eventually loosens them up to the experience until you actually fart on them. and so the game goes on.
i thought he was going to fart on me but it was just a b-tt psyche!
- pajama walkers
people who wear pajamas outside of the house. holy sh-t! did you see all the pajama walkers at walmart? it was like a white crash walking dead.
when there is a pimple on your pp. i had quite the marble-d-ck in highschool
a person who can feel a minimal s-xual attraction to someone upon seeing them, but not have the desire to actually engage in s-x until a strong emotional bond is formed. a: are you a demis-xual? b: no, i’m more of a demi-demis-xual i still think that girl is hot, but i wouldn’t want to […]
- human sized sloth
a human sized sloth (hss) is a large, slow mammal that are becoming a plague on our nations urban centers for their inability to cross crosswalks before the light changes, thus leading to tragic accidents and people being late to cl-ss. human size sloth could also refer to an incredibly adorable human dressed in an […]
- sh*t goes left
usually when something like an event doesn’t work out, gets f-ck-d up, and goes everywhere except the right way. the walking dead is a tv show that should be renamed “sh-t goes left” since nothing positive can last in it.