butt squirrel


dork or -ss monkey
luke,stop acting like a f-cking b-tt squirrel
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a person, mainly female gender, who likes to look at squirrels and coincidentally looks like a b-tt.
girl that looks like a b-tt: oooo, squirrels!!!

guy: dude, your a b-ttsquirrel…
“i’m complex, for totes” originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a “old fashioned” kind of girl. they’re “s-xually pure” though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster -ss. basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her “pureness” and “anti-s-xual nature”. could be a model, should have genital warts. to sum it up, i’m an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat b-tt squirrel that i roast for breakfast.
how did you get to be such a b-tt squirrel?

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