butt tweeting
what happens when you sit on a smartphone with the twitter app installed. similar in concept to b-tt dialing, but more embar-ssing because it can be seen by the whole world.
herp: dsfargeg asdf blueberry m-ffins
derp: @herp wtf?
herp: @derp sorry, my smartphone keeps b-tt tweeting.
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