buttdouche
a douche used to clean the inside of a person’s -n-s. an enema.
jack: man, i’m so constapated
john: you should go to the clinic and see if they will give you a b-ttdouche.
a (only slightly less h-m-phobic) derogatory word for someone who is stupid, to replace today’s youth’s habit of calling things that are stupid gay, which p-ssive-aggressively implies that h-m-s-xuals are stupid.
symbolic of how b-ttheads & -ss hats have their heads up either their own -sses or others’, and they talk sh-t so their spit clenses the b-tt.
that dude at my school, he is all quietly p-ssive-aggressive and hyper-sensitive like an old woman only without the smiling, and he spends too much time on his long hair that’s always covering one eye. i tried asking him about what he was doing for our cl-ss -ssignment and he just swept his hair to the side and walked away. i’ve overheard the bs music he listens to on his ipod while the teacher’s talking. he calls himself scene, others call him emo, but i just call him a b-tt douche.
yeah, what a b-tt douche.
bob, you’re such a b-tt douche.
1.the douching of one’s -n-s before having -n-l s-x. some use machines but it can be done manually. doing so will remove excess “cr-p” from -n-s making it easier and more enjoyable when having -n-l s-x…. but not less painful.
2.an insult acquiring to the object in def. 1.
how could you do that, you b-tt douche
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