shwittering
to take a sh-t while doing the twitter thang
while shwittering the other day i realized that i can am creating a timeline of my daily bowel movements so that weeks from now i can read what i wrote and say “gosh, i remember typing that in the burger king bathroom”
tweeting on the toilet
i was shwittering with my buddy from the washroom.
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