butter kitty
the weirdest and most loving cat you will ever meet. the cat melts in your hand like b-tter.
friend : hey, let’s hangout
you: sorry, i can’t. b-tter kitty is melting in my lap.
Read Also:
- informed
when someone keeps you informed on the work that they do. thanks babe, for keeping me informed on the work that you do
- dumb as trump
to be so unbelievably stupid and ignorant, you make donald trump seem of average intelligence. that guy can’t even spell his own name. he’s dumb as trump.
- anticlimactal
totally a word. also a dinosaur. “o ashlea, this being your last day has been so anticlimactal” “roar” said the aticlimactal
- linglestown middle school
a broke -ss school where we have a g-y -ssistant princ-p-l and a fat -ss princ-p-l we’re we can always get in trouble for the smallest little sh-t and the -ssistant princ-p-l eats sh-t and sucks d-ck but the gangs are f-cking lit tho so pretty much half sh-t is bad half sh-t is good […]
- stridey
dweeb from bristol, who’s bedtime is 22:00 and has 27 facebook friends. catchphrase: “ey fucc u mang”. will make you message his mum on facebook for a birthday card, never delivers the actual birthday card. person 1: “ey fucc u mang” person 2: “confirmed, you’re totes a stridey.”