butterkid
when a women has a hot body and face, but she has a kid. everything’s hot but her kid.
“hey son happy thanksgiving… look at your mother over there cuttin that wonderful turkey, what a b-tterkid, you really ruined her for me…. you know if she would have actually had that abortion, i would still have my hot wife and wouldn’t have to pay for your dumb -ss to go to college.”
“even though jessica alba is a b-tterkid, i’d still feed her my man-hammer and eat her sh-t cutter like a bowl of cereal”
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