buttgram
a gram of drugs smuggled rectally.
“my boy just brought a dozen b-ttgrams across the checkpoint.”
a measurement used for a type of weed that is dry, old, usually appearing brown or black in color.
lowest form of schwag.
“i only got 3 b-ttgrams left. i need to re-up”
a skimped out amount of weed as measured in grams.
“dude, you ripped me off yesterday.”
“naw, i didnt dude.”
“yea you dude.”
“no dude, i don’t give out b-ttgrams. go check your scale!”
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