buttgrinch
a malady of the -n-s region that causes distress to that of it’s sufferer. distressing hemmorodial tissue unable to be appeased with local anti-swelling creams and/or suppositories.
exterior roomate: “dude, you’ve been in the bathroom for, like, a way long time. are you alive?”
interior roomate: “sorry, dude, but i’ve got, like, this b-ttgrinch that f-k’n hates me right now. i believe it may be of mexican origin the likes of “taco bell fire sauce”.
exterior roomate: “condolences, bro. he can be a mean one, that b-ttgrinch…”
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