Buttmuck
1) b-ttmuck – when you don’t wipe well after a dump, you see b-ttmuck stains on your tighty whities.
2) b-ttmuck – you go to sit down on an old couch and there’s an undefinable smear. more than likely, someone else left their b-ttmuck on that old couch.
you: “hey, what’s this stuff on your couch?”
your friend: “oh, someone apparently sharted and left b-ttmuck on my couch!”
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