Buttscootch
a verb for the act of sliding on one’s -ss over a smooth floor
on the ice skating range children are b-ttscootching all over the place
Read Also:
- Mexican firecracker
a man puts his soft p-n-s in a gl-ss bottle (preferably corona), gets it erect, then cracks the bottle over a hard surface. the surfaces may include anything from curbs to a woman’s head. miguel: “yo rico, what did you do for cinco de mayo?” rico: “aye b, we made some mexican firecrackers and lit […]
- FOB envy
fob envy – a term to describe when middle cl-ss chinese canadians are jealous of rich fob kids and compensate by taking corporate jobs which pay enough to buy expensive tacky sh-t. did you susie wong’s tacky burberry handbag and ugly orange highlights? man, that girl is suffering from some severe fob envy.
- smorgledorf
an -ss goblin that can be a charcter from lord of the rings that was so smorgledorf of you, you little -ss goblin
- smtfo
swag me the f-ck out smtfo before you get punched in your f-ckin’ mouth smtfo the acronyms for “swagg me the f-ck out” that simply means: 1. doing something that encomp-sses ones swagg on incomprehensible levels. 2. doing something so epic, that the only version of “wow” good enough to measure this great occurrence is […]
- smufficate
the act of sufficating your partner with your v-g-n- while receiving oral s-x. this is usually done while the female is stradling her partner’s face while on top of him/her. -cough- -cough- -wheez- “honey, can you arch up a bit more, you’ll sm-fficate me if you keep grinding on my face like that!” “man, i […]