typically done to celebrate a beloved person’s departure. used by soon-to-be-departed co-workers or friends to describe a party where the departing person(s) prepay a tab at any bar/club and allow friends/co-workers the opportunity to drink as much alcohol as possible until the tab runs out.
so what is a buyout?
pursuant to policy 250.1 (buyouts and celebrations):
(a) all employees will, upon departing for a new -ssignment, be held liable to buy-out of their current position by hosting a going away party for their friends, co-workers, and others.
(b) the going away party will be hereby referred to as a buy-out. the employee(s) will be responsible for providing drinks for the partygoers, up to a reasonable limit as defined by subsection (e) and (f).
(c) section (a) will apply to all employees under payroll including ex-patriate resident and rotational employees.
(d) under no circ-mstances is the buy-out to be hosted by the employee’s family. the buy-out will take place at a bar or other licensed facility.
(e) the minimum amount of donations required to finance a buy-out will be $500.
(f) employees may combine buy-out efforts with other employees who are departing for a new -ssignment. note that in addition to the applicable provisions in subsection (e), the minimum buy-out amount per employee will be $300. insofar as they conflict, subsection (f) will prevail.
(g) all buy-out’s will expire after three (3) months. if an employee, taking advantage of subsection (f), fails to depart within three (3) months of his/her buyout, they shall be required to host another buy-out.
- Buzz One Off
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term of endearment for someone of whom you are complicated with hey babby
- baby jew dick
the smallest p-n-s known to man only one person other then a baby jew has this and his name is joe. the person with the biggest p-n-s discovered this and joe has been made fun of ever since what a maroon wow joe you have a baby jew d-ck. is that a d-ck or a […]
- baby poop brown
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- Baby Sausage
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