Cabbage Creeper

n. a guy who constantly tries to get with smelly girls. this person has no standards whatsoever, and will openly get with anything or anyone, even a person that smells as bad as cabbage.
jeff: yo dude did you see that gurl that ryan was h-ttin it with last night?
eric: ya man she f-ckin’ smelled like -ss, he’s sucha cabbage creeper!

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