cactus cooler


cactus cooler is a delicious orange-pineapple soda sold in the united states, mainly california and the surrounding southwestern states.

the soda is a bit obscure though. if cactus cooler is an option, it is the only option. best soda there is.
yo man, i gotta find a store that sells cactus cooler…why is this sh-t so rare?
best soda everr.
great taste of orange and pineapple 🙂
person 1: ay i’m going to the store what do you want?

person 2: get me a cactus cooler

person 1: aight

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