Cabell
the f-cking coolest person ever to walk this earth. he goes to meetings and sees the worlds most interesting man, the geico gheco, and jesus, you can’t fit enough awesome into any other human being his awesome capacity is record setting.
that dude is such a cabell i am jealous
my b-tch
cabell, make me a sandwich and then do my laundry.
cabell, get on your knees and do what you’re supposed to.
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