Cabot


the sweetest boy at school, all the girls want him. one flaw, though: he isn’t interested in dating. however, don’t worry, cabot! one day you’ll meet the girl of your dreams and fall in love with her long after you meet her. it will be a dream come true.
“who’s that boy you say you had a crush on since fourth grade?”
” oh…that’s cabot!”
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the sh-ttiest little town in the middle of b-m-f-ck, arkansas. this is a h-ll hole where few people escape and achieve their dreams. many people graduating from cabot high school attend asu-beebe and have b-tt s-x all day and drive john deere tractors. there is a bowling alley in cabot and a sh-t-ton of cows. most children cry themselves to sleep due to the uncertaint-ty of escaping cabot’s wrath.
guy 1-“hey man do you want to go to cabot with me today?”
guy 2-“no, i would rather go play in traffic.”
best town ever in the middle of arkansas.
pretty small, but really awesome and h-lla tight yo.
“im from cabot, arkansas.”
a village on the west side of pennsylvania. don’t blink or you’ll miss it.
“when did we go through cabot? f-ck i must have blinked!”
a tiny vermont town, my home for 19 years now. one of the best places in the world to live. home to approximatly 2,000 souls, almost all of whom know each other by first name. also home of the cabot creamery, manufacturers and distributers of dairy products. rated “#1 cheddar in the world” for several years running now.
“i am from cabot, man.”
“cabot? where the h-ll is that?”
“oh…nowhere.”
to rape and pillage (like free cheese)
we cabotted the free cheese at cabot creamery.

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