hermaf
(hurrr-maffff)
1. pr-n;
a pr-noun for a hermaphrodite.
cuz “he” and “she” don’t fit. lol.
and cuz they b-tch when you call them “it”.
2. noun;
lame-ss noob who will do a double -n-l no reach-around; a lamer.
“i can’t be a f-g if i’m a hermaf, noob.”
“i bet you use capz hermaf!!”
“that hermaf isnt too good at maf or science neither- lol!”
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