Cafe D’Epoque
a local bar at mont tremblant where college students on spring break goes to party! several american college students aged 18-20 take a trip to mont tremblant to legally get around the stupid american drinking age of 21.
local bar: can i see your id please?
student: (hands over id)
local bar: i am sorry you have to be 21 to enter
student: wtf!? what happened to the 18 to party 21 to drink policy??
local bar: well that’s just a rumor, you have to be 21 to enter and drink.
student: so apparently you’re not letting me in because you think i’m going to drink, right? i’m just here to party, not drink!
(minutes later)
student: (plans a trip to mont tremblant, canada)
(weeks later)
cafe d’epoque: can i see your id please?
student: (hands over id)
cafe d’epoque: thank you, have fun!
student: yes! finally!
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