Cafe Hoop
the feminist co-op at wellesley college, located in the bas-m-nt of the w-ng campus center. it’s basically a hipster feminist lesbian sorority where you can buy expensive mediocre food, but worth it because the hoopies are all so hot. you basically have to be a cool hot lesbian to work there. initiation involves carrying a large hoop around everywhere for a week, which is not hazing because it’s f-cking awesome. tampons hang from the paint-splattered walls and pictures of b–bs are everywhere. it instills in men an instinctual fear -of strong powerful beautiful women who are not interested!
-oh my god, i have such a girl crush on that chick
-her? everyone’s got a crush on her, she works at cafe hoop.
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