caflooie


(verb.) when something totally blows up, both literally and figuratively. thus, can be used to express either the utter failure of something (eg. exam, weekend spent with your new boy/girlfriend, etc.) or when something is destroyed in a very spectacular manner (eg. a star, someone’s dignity, etc.)

were used in the episode of futurama called ‘the day the earth stood stupid’
the brain sp-wn (dreadful menace of the sp-ce-floating brains) are about to destroy the next planet in the lane – the earth:

hermes: first, sp-ce rome collapsed. then, don martin 3 went caflooie. and now tweenis 12.
fry: this planet is next in line.
leela: that’s earth.
fry: stares cluelessly
leela: the planet we live on?
fry: i’d hate to be those guys.

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