cake show
the gratuitous display of a particularly unkempt h-m-s-xual male’s -n-l region. this region includes the cornhole and the taint. due to the b-gg-r’s abh-r-nce of hygiene, a cake or patty typically coagulates consisting of fecal matter, s-m-n in various stages of decomposition, saliva -some, his own-, dirty hemoglobin, lubricant, sweat, stray pubic hairs, powder – medicated and/or ground club drugs, and lint and/or miniscule cotton fibers from rarely-worn underpants. the “show” is usually demanded by hyper-aggressive peers at a sweet sausage party otherwise known as a gathering of gay males.
“randy is so impressionable. it doesn’t take much prodding to get him to give us all a cake show.”
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