Cake Topper
(noun) – a nice looking but useless person in an organization or team sport.
he plays midfield… hired as a fan favorite to play there, he’s chummy with the br-ss, but really doesn’t do much and has blown many scoring opportunities, the dude is a cake topper.
when a woman or man wears a bra or top that is too tight and the fat below their armpits folds over their clothing. like a m-ffin top for the chest area.
eww, check out that cake topper, on that chick! someone get her a bigger shirt stat.
#m-ffin top #fat #armpit fat #third b–b #four b–bs #cake toppers #fatty #obese #tight clothing
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