cal-boner
the legendary cal-b-n-r is a fabled beast amongst pedophile and rapist circles. legend has it that the extremely rare yet precarious cal-b-n-r only furrows out of its nesting site whilst unconscious p-ssy/c-ck is aloof during the closure of teenage parties. the cal-b-n-r will knock out the vulnerable adolescents with his wide array of tools in his utility belt and f-ck the sh-t out of their underage -ss. whilst extremley rare and hard to spot, the cal-b-n-r will be lethal when trying to achieve his goal of devouring p-ssed out puss and will attack the other rug-munchers with his immortal ‘rock-throw’. whilst the cal-b-n-r may be volatile and disturbing, adolescents do feel for the little critter due to the fact that it is the nfortunate product of many, many generations of incest. cal-b-n-r’s arch enemy is the incest-rape sp-wn, cam-syndrome.
worried child #1: let’s not drink too much today, we do not want the cal-b-n-r annihilating out -ssholes
worried child #2: don’t worry, the cal-b-n-r only preys on p-ssed out girls.
worried child #1: you are mistaken young sir, the cal-b-n-r preys on anything p-ssed out, be it c-ck, t-tties or a combination.
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